T-Time Lexicon

Continuing the attempt of his to immortalize the elements of some individuals, who played a part in making the journey worth remembering and offering gratitude for being an integral part of the story, here is the PG-13 format of the same literary piece with examples.
Note: Some explicit material has been edited. Still, viewer discretion is recommended.
Also, if you have no idea what this is and are alien to its content, dont bother, its not for you anyways.
A tribute to 4 glorious years!
                                              T-Time Lexicon

1.assignment n. an act of charity, often repeated sedulously
Usage:
a)His generous assignments are well known, no one has ever returned empty handed from his door.

2. bagai n. 1 artificial intelligence. 2 an unending quest for a goal. ---adj. seemingly good but proving otherwise.
Usage:
a).Dont worry about robots, what are they but a bagai.
b).I thought his creations were appealing, seems I was bagaied!

3. chinka v. admonishing one and all. ---adj. a perfect out-swinging delivery.
Usage:
a)The appeal for repeal of the Act was ‘chinka’ed.
b) Thought he had firm control of the situation, alas, he was done in by a chinka.

4. dogra n. good stuff in a small package. ---adj. morally corruptible over a period of time.
Usage:
a). Anne never wished anything grand from Santa, for her, just a dogra would do.
b). “Don’t hire Archie sir, from what I know of him, he has a dogra personality”

5. feedback adj. trivial, of little or no consequence.
Usage:
a).It was believed his fetish for sweets was the cause of diabetes, this notion turned out to be a feedback in the end.

6. gudral n. 1 a badly played act (often overplayed). 2 a peculiar method of operation. 3 instigator of insurgency.
Usage:
a). Rosy is a good actor, however all he can manage on stage is a gudral.
b). Don’t trust him, he may seem a dogra but I can sense gudral in his mannerisms.
c). The riots are widely believed to have been gudralled by Joseph.

7. hostel n. refuge camp
Usage:
a) After all that ridicule, what could he do but retreat to the hostel

8. insults n. a prerequisite for college life.
Usage:
a) He though he had it all to be a college star, Lo!, with no insults in his armoury, he was the butt of every joke.

9. jk n. a grammatically incorrect statement. ---adj. begrudging.
Usage:
a). The jk was never expected from the esteemed English professor. It shows anyone can make a mistake.

10. kalia n. a well organized carousal. ---adj. a life of extreme indulgences
Usage:
a)Not a penny in his pocket, yet he advocates a ‘kalia’n life, pity him.
b) The ‘LBA’ marveled at the ‘kalia’ at the ‘hostel’.

11. klol n. an everlasting state of euphoria. ---v. disaster management when in dire straits.
Usage:
a) Life is not always a klol my boy, there will be ‘bagai’s’ strewn around at every juncture.

12. lba n. ideological group, nearing extinction
Usage:
With lessening number of lba’s each day, wonder where this world is headed!

13. manrai n. 1 idle gossip. ---v. 1 to over-analyze. 2 acting paranoid. ---adj. having split personalities.
Usage:
a) Don’t manrai the issue beyond necessity, lest you should stress yourself.
b) His behavioural swings are beyond my understanding. I think he has a manrai disorder.

14. minku n. expert con artist. ---adj. small and annoying.
Usage:
a) Its not the dacoits I fear most, but the minku’s around me.
b) His ‘chinka’ manners leave me with no option but to label him a ‘minka’.

15. mittal n. 1 one who readily takes up a challenge, which is usually risqué. 2 a unique perspective. 3 art of scraping through.
Usage:
a) It was the old convict that turned out to be expert at ‘mittal’ and escaped.
b) There is no point being a mittal here, the cause is too weak.

16. placement n. an excuse for a thrashing.
Usage:
a) He thought he was being taken to the bachelor party. Little did he know, it was but a placement.

17. sethi n. a killer smile. ---adj. 1 gullible. 2 prone to ridiculous decisions.
Usage:
a)He thought he would not fall for the lady, but he could not resist the sethi.
b)There is no point discussing the situation with him,he’s a sethi after all.

18. shitty n. hegemony in a virtual world. ---adj. 1 tranquil, stoic. 2 rancid.
Usage:
a) He’s an unknown shitty. It wont be long before Microsoft picks him up.
b) Whats that shitty smell, is it you ‘Shitty’?…;)
c) He may seem shitty at first, deep within, he’s a hardcore ‘minka’.

19. sohi n. unit of time. ---v. 1 procrastinate. 2 prodding unsuspected victims.
Usage:
a)Many Sohis ago, due to unawareness, many an  ‘on-paper’ kalias turned out to be gudrals.
b) First he committed a tita, then he was sohied , he’s done for.

20. tita n. 1 a gratuitous confession. 2 whimsical. 3 head-strong. 4 to hold an important office but usually titular. ---v. 1 to take up 16:1 odds.
Usage:
a) With a priest, its understood, but I don’t approve of a tita with everyone you know.
b) Sometimes he’s calm ,at other times he’s a maniac, to me he seems a tita.
c) In the aftermath of chaos perpetuated by a gudral, all that was left of the Captain was a tita.

21. zidane adj. untimely attempt at humor.
Usage:
a) His zidance excesses coupled with his jk phrases show him to have a mental equivalent of a three year old chipmunk.